History’s Hairdresser – Rapunzel
Bleedin’ hell! Didn’t I just give you a chop yesterday? Looks like I’ve done nothing. Are you wearing a wig? Are you sticking the hair back on so you’ve got an excuse to come and see me? Cos there’s a...
View ArticleHistory’s Hairdresser – Napoleon
Hello, little boy. Oh, I’m sorry, Monsieur Napoleon, please come in, take a seat. Would you like the booster seat? No. That’s fine, I’ll just bend down. I’ll have to be quick otherwise it’ll play havoc...
View ArticleHistory’s Hairdresser – JFK
Alright, Jack, how’s it going? Good, good, good. Take a seat. How’s the wife? My wife, Marge, she’s always talking about glamourous that Jackie is with her hats, and the dresses with the frilly bits...
View ArticleHistory’s Hairdresser – Shakespeare
Alright, Will, didn’t expect to see you around here. Well, cos the, y’know, baldness. Yeah, I guess there is some on the sides. I’ll see what I can do. Written anything good recently? I loved that one...
View ArticleHistory’s Hairdresser – Superman
Superman, how are you, mate? You’re good. Excellent. Take a seat. How’s your love life? That’s a tough break but y’know women want honesty. They need it. You can’t be running around behind this Lois...
View ArticleHistory’s Hairdresser – Brutus
How do, Marcus Brutus? Take a seat. How’s it been? Busy? Yeah, me too. Caesar got that bowl cut now everyone wants one. I’ve had them all in here, Cassius, Cicero, that other one. Yeah, all the rage....
View ArticleHistory’s Hairdresser – Captain Ahab
Alright, Cap’n, how’s it going? Let’s get that massive hat off your head and have a look at ya. Right, do you want that beard trimmed? No. Are you sure? It does give you the look of someone who might...
View ArticleHistory’s Hairdresser – The Scarecrow
Alright, mate, take a seat. Haven’t seen you around here before. Oh, Australia, I here it’s lovely over there. My cousin lives there. I swear everyone in England either has family in Australia or...
View ArticleHistory’s Hairdresser – Christopher Columbus
Chris! Haven’t seen you in ages. You’re looking tanned, where have you been? The New World? Never heard of it. Oh, you discovered it? That’s ace. I’m jealous, sometimes I’m at home, the wife’s...
View ArticleHistory’s Hairdresser – Frankenstein
Alright, mate, take a seat. Been in an accident have we, chief? Because of all the stitches. You don’t remember? Don’t worry about it, as long as you’ve got your health, eh? Whatever doesn’t kill ya...
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